my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
when will my nipple come back from the war
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
"what does your tattoo mean?"
It means I wanted it so I fucking got it
I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me